For a limited
time only, you can purchase a copy of
HE
IN ME directly from
the author (that's me). I'm not
talking about some shredded, peed-on
pile of pulp that the cat's been
playing with. Or a faded, dog-eared
edition with bugs splattered all over
the back cover and food stuck between
the pages, that several dozen people
have read while in bed, or on the
potty. Why take a chance on a cheap,
stinky, bootleg rag that's been
passed around and fought over long
before you ever get your trembling
little paws on it. It's like your
mama always used to say, you don't
know where something like that has
been...YECH!
No sir! What I
have on hand are brand
new, mint conditon, fresh
out-of-the-box copies,
which I will personally autograph and
sell to you for the unbeatable price
of only $10.00.
| BUT
WAIT, THERE'S MORE... |
Order right
now, and I will waive the taxes,
shipping costs, import fees, and
those pricey extras retailers
normally tack on. That means you'll
end up paying less
for HE IN ME
if you
purchase an autographed copy from me
than you would if you'd bought a
plain, un-autographed copy elsewhere.
| THAT'S
$10.00, FREE AND CLEAR! |
So what are you
waiting for? The sooner you place an
order with me, the sooner you'll get
the discount.
Here's how it
works...
* You
email me your name and snail mail
address.
* I
email you mine.
* You
send me a check.
* I
send you a book.
* It's
that simple!
| But
supplies won't last forever,
so act now! |
Friends,
there's nothing quite like the
pleasure of opening the pages of a
crisp, virgin book for the very first
time, sniffing the binding, fondling
the pages, and knowing that that YOU
are the first! Oh, and don't forget
to check out the contents. I hear HE IN ME is a pretty neat
story. Maybe someday I'll be able to
afford a copy for myself. I can't
wait to read it!
| Listen
to your mama: Buy a new copy
of my book today! |
|
Ted
Gargiulo's stories and essays have appeared
inThe San Jose Mercury News,
The Monterey County Herald, Wilde
Times, The Gamut, Foolish
Times and The
Fringe. Born in New York City, the
former stage now lives actor and prize-winning author with
his wife working on a in Seaside, California. Ted is
currently collection of short stories.
