.... | Carnage in Boston! Claus vs Claws...
The Untold Story! In December, 2007, Santa Claus In his first exclusive interview,
Ted tells of his harrowing |
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this your friends pet that attacked you? No way! My friend, Don, would never have kept a monster like that on the premises. The dog belonged to the landlady of the 2-story house in Hyde Park, where he and his wife, Meg, resided at the time. I was staying with them for a few days while I was in town to attend the wedding of a mutual friend. The woman and her dog lived directly above them. I recall hearing this deep woofing resonating through the walls the night before, shortly after wed gone to bed. Definitely a BIG dog, not some cuddly little yapper. It sounded like it was in Dons apartment. Cozy huh? What set the dog off in the first place? Damned if I know. Youd have to ask the dog. Maybe he was having a bad fur day or something. All I can tell you is that I did nothing to provoke or piss him off. If anyone tries to tell you that I threw the first punch, dont believe it. Okay, so how did the altercation start? There was an unfenced yard space surrounding the house where the lady let the dog roam about, untethered and unsupervised, to do his business. Neither Don nor I had any idea the dog was around back when we stepped out the front door that Friday morning (the day before the wedding). We were actually heading towards the street, away from the house and yard, and would have made it safely out the gate if the dog hadn't whipped around the corner at the last minute and detained us. As soon as I saw him approach, I stopped, remained perfectly calm, kept my arms to my side. Don and I both did. Seeing how I was the new kid on the block, I gave the dog plenty of time to sniff and check me out. I figured if I talked nicely to him, kept my voice down, told him what a good boy he was, I could avoid an incident. I was especially careful not to bring politics or religion into the conversation. Even Don, whom the dog knew by now, had enough sense not to reach out and pet him. Im telling you, the animal seemed genuinely friendly, like he was paying us a social call. At no timeand Don will attest to thisdid he snarl or bare his teeth or show the slightest hint of hostility. I thought he liked me. But he didn't like you, did he? I see now that the rascal was leading me on, flattering me into thinking that he wanted to be my pal, tricking me into believing I had won his trust. Yeah, right! I felt so confident, I started to tell him a doggie joke. Before I had a chance to finish my joke, he jumped in and delivered the punch line. BAM! Talk about comic timing! Turned out, the dog was much funnier than I was. Had me in stitches! Everything from that point is a blur. Details! Give us details! What happened next??? As I remember, the first thing he went for was my face. I shoved him away, and he lunged for my groin...ooow! I pulled him off, and he bit my ankle. I did what I could to fight him off, tried to get a leg up on my opponent. I wanted to bite him back, but he was way too fast for me. He knocked me to the ground. I gave him a good hard kick, but that badass had plenty of fight in him and kept on coming. He was definitely not horsing around (or dogging around, as the case may be). He was out for the kill, and probably would have finished the job if Don hadnt intervened. I dont know exactly what he did to pull the dog off. Don himself doesnt remember. He simply reacted in the heat of the moment. Whatever he did, it bought me enough time to escape back into the house. Thankfully, the dog didn't harm him. Good man, that Don, and no less a best friend than the one whose wedding Id flown 3000 miles to attend. Kept his head, acted quickly, never once let me see how shaken he was on the inside. He grabbed a roll of paper towels and had me hold it against my face to absorb the blood and keep the flesh from hanging, while he rushed me to the ER in his pickup. Stuck by me the whole time I was in the hospital, even stayed in touch with my wife, Jann, back in CA to let her know how I was doing. The dog really chewed me up. Came perilously close to hitting some prime targets. Photos revealed multiple bruises around my neck, leaving little doubt as to the dogs intentions. In addition to rearranging my face, he inflicted some less visible damage below the Equator, if you get my meaning. Took some chunks out of South America, but spared Tierra del Fuego. Whew! A rather impressive first round, Id say, for a dog with no prior combat experience (so I was told). With more practice, Im sure hed have gotten the goods on the first attempt. One lucky chomp, and I'd have been peeing out my jugular. What kind of dog was it? How big was he, and what did he look like? Well here, see for yourself.
The dog in the pictures, obviously, is not the actual dog that attacked me. I wish I could have snapped a candid portrait of the perpetrator while he was trying to kill mefigured a close-up action shot would look great framed and mounted above my bedbut that stupid animal would not stand still! So, when I got home, I looked up his breed on the Internet and downloaded a couple of pictures so I could show people a reasonable facsimile of my assailant. I certainly didnt want friends and co-workers to think that Ted Gargiulo would let just any old tramp get inside his pants. Heck no! According to the Animal Control officer, he was a genuine, purebred Anatolian Shepherd...6 feet, 125 pounds (ruff-ly speaking) when fully grown. My blind ddate was a mite smaller than the one pictured on the right, still an adolescent by dog standards. You know how it is when those hormones kick in. It might explain the touch of acne I observed around the dogs muzzle when he was lunging for my crotch. Its no wonder he didnt want his picture taken. How vain! What was the dogs name? What can I say? The dog didnt introduce himself. He just attacked...okay? Some guy at work asked me the same question. I dont know why he felt that information was so relevant. I mean, it wasnt like the guys ex-wife had raped me, if thats what was bothering him. Months later, I learned from my attorney that the dogs name was Rory...which sorta put a personal spin on the incident. I should specify that it was a male Rory that did me wrong. Long ago, before I was married, I knew a girl named Rory. She was a lot friendlier than the Rory I encountered in Boston, much prettier to look at. Walked on two legs, which is a definite plus in my book when it comes to interpersonal relationships. I rather fancied her at the time and would gladly have chosen her any day over her male counterpart. In case you were wondering, I never made it past the Equator with Rory #1. There were no torn pants, no hurt feelings. We parted friends...probably just as well. Was the dog neutered? Thats another hot topic my friend at work felt needed to be addressed, he and several other inquiring minds. Im surprised no one asked me about the color of the dogs eyes. Or his Social Security number. Puh-leese, people! What dog-gone difference does it make whether or not my attacker was neutered? Like there was some danger of my getting pregnant! If you must know, I was too busy keeping myself from being neutered to focus on this small anatomical detailor large detail, as the case may be. Besides, the dog was moving too fast. All I noticed were his jaws. Take it from me, they were extremely potent. You'd think Mr. Rory would have slowed down long enough for me to examine his...um, other credentials. But he wasnt very cooperative. Does that answer your question? What was it like, being mauled like that? To be honest, I didnt care much for it. Maybe I should have felt flattered that this handsome dog found me so irresistible, he couldnt keep his dirty paws off me. Would you believe that I, Ted, had the honor of being THE first person the dog violated! Not quite the sort of fame or attention I was hoping to achieve in my lifetime. I would much rather have received a Pulitzer, or a surprise visit from the Publishers Clearinghouse Prize Patrol. But hey, Im not complaining. Im walking and talking and extremely grateful to be alive. That alone is better than any old award the world could offer me. I do so wish, though, that Mr. Rory could have appreciated me for my mind. Know what Im saying? The conflict was all a terrible misunderstanding. If that coarse, ill mannered cretin had taken the time to know me, hed have realized what a sweet, sensitive person I was on the inside. We could have sat down like civilized people and settled our differences peacefully and diplomatically, shared a bone or two, chased a few cats, raided a dumpster, dug in the dirt, made pee-pee together. We could have, you know, bonded, become really fond buddies and laughed about it all. What a pity! We started off on the wrong paw, thats what it was. Handsome??? Do you think the dog was handsome? I guess that depends on your perspective. He certainly was a comely creature, as far as creatures go. That is, if you like your predators macho, with hair in all the right places. A real dogs dog! You know, the strong silent type: all bite and no bark, never shows his true feelings, a sweet-talking charmer with only one thing on his mind. The kind that wants it all, wants it now, goes straight for the meat on the first date, drops his prey like a used bone once hes had his filland doesnt even respect him in the morning! Anyone who didnt know me better might think I was a cheap, tale-teasing floozie that makes a play for every Mutt, Dick and Rover I meet. Nothing could be further from the truth. Lets be clear about one thing: Ted Gargiulo is not "just another pretty face, regardless of what you may have read in the tabloids. After what that oversexed muchacho did to me, Im not even pretty anymore. I could just see him now, strutting his furry stuff all through the neighborhood, blabbing to his doggie friends about his latest conquest, spreading lies about me. You should have seen the piece of tail I banged last night. Man, what a dog! Dont misunderstand me. The vast majority of four-legged entities of the canine persuasion are friendly and benign, some of the truest, most affectionate, most respectful companions Ive had the pleasure to know. Perfect gentlemen. It hurts me to say this, but others are just plain ANIMALS! I tell you, I wouldnt treat a dog the way that two-timing cur treated me! Funny thing is, I almost stayed behind at Don's house that Friday morning while he ran errands, instead of tagging along with him. I was going to kick back and read, listen to music, same as I normally do when I'm back home. But Don made the excursion into the city sound so inviting. I thought, What the heck! Wheres that spirit of adventure I used to have? I never do anything fun or exciting anymore. How often do I get to come to Boston and spend time with friends? I really should get up off my fat, boring ass and see the world, experience something out of the ordinary. Well, you see where that lead me! Okay, Don rushed you to the ER. Then what? I see you were paying attention! He drove me to Caritas Carney, because that was the hospital closest to where he lived. I spent the rest of the morning and part of the afternoon there. While they were treating me, a Boston police officer dropped by to ask me questions. She commented that this was the worst dog mauling shed ever seen. (Another fat milestone in my otherwise thin resume.) I told the officer what I could. I'm glad Don was on hand to provide her and the medical staff additional information concerning the attack, the dogs owners, etc. It hadn't dawned on me till then that I didn't know Don's house address, or his phone number. Leastways, not without my address book, which I'd left in my suitcase. Good thing the dog hadn't abducted me, 'cause I didn't have a map on me either and would never have found my way back. The ER contacted the dogs vet, who verified that Rory's shots were, in fact, up to date. The news was reassuring. (I wasn't sure the dog even had medical records.) However, that did not rule out the danger of infection, severed nerves, or other complications of having an animal chew into one's flesh. The doctors at Carney did as much for me as they could for me. They cleaned and identified my woundsnot an easy task, what with the volume of facial foliage they had to rummage through to find what they were looking for. They hooked me up to an IV, fed me pain killers, and worked feverishly to mend a punctured artery (called a pumper) that was leaking blood into my left cheek, causing it to swell like a blowfish. They told me that if Rory's chops had landed but a fraction of an inch over some, half my face would have been paralyzed. In fact, it wasn't until they had me smile on both the right and left sides of my mouth that they knew for certain that those crucial nerves or muscles (thankfully!) had not been damaged. Were you scared? Not really. I seemed to remain outside myself during the ordeal, like I was watching someone else go through it. That's how I usually am during a crisis. It's more like a surge protector than a spiritual discipline. The system is automatic, event driven, not something I can explain or control. Truth be told, I was more anxious back home in California, long before I boarded the plane, thinking about the trip to Boston, than I was over anything that happened while I was there. And yet, when the ax falls, the sky opens, and the doo-doo starts to fly...that's when the mechanism kicks in, kicks out, takes over, does whatever it does. If anything, I found the ER experience...how shall I put it? Stimulating, a refreshing departure from the daily grind. Guess that says something about the sort of job Ive had for the past 26 years. I rather enjoyed the attention, being slap-dab in the center of the action, seeing so many medical people hovering and fussing over me. It reminded me of a scene from one of Janns medical dramas on TV. The main difference was that I was the patient this time, instead of the viewer. Obviously, this wasnt a role, or a venue, Id have chosen for myself. Like it or not, though, the real deal was a helluva lot more exciting (albeit challenging) than dozing in front of the tube, watching a bunch of actors go through the motions. I was amazingly jovial for someone whod just been ripped apart by a dog, especially once the pain meds kicked in. I was joking around, flirting with nurses, making people laugh, having fun with the role fate had handed me. Almost like I was glad to be there. That is, as long as people weren't pressing on my wounds or jabbing needles into my face. Times like those made me wish I was back home again, boring myself to sleep in my living room. The staff at Caritas Carney succeeded in stabilizing me, but didn't feel they were equipped to perform the extensive surgery my injuries required. So they packed me into an ambulence and sent me on to Massachusetts General, which is known for having some of the finest surgeons in the nation. Here was yet another part of Boston I'd neither seen, nor planned to visit. I tell you, my travel experience was growing by leaps and bounds. Imagine, if I had stayed behind that morning and read the newspaper, I would have missed all this! Mass. General, you may recall, is where Sen. Ted Kennedy was treated for his brain cancer later that year. Stands to reason, they wouldn't send a man of his stature to any old chopping block. Do I feel special! Its not everyday a bum like me sees a world class institution on the evening news and can say: I know where that is! I was there! Are you impressed? Please tell me you're impressed. I'm impressed. Thank you How long were you at Mass. General? The team got right to work prepping me for surgery. When they were ready to proceed, they let Don in to see me one last time before they knocked me out. He promised to contact Jann as soon they wheeled me into the O.R. I cant tell you how much I appreciated Don keeping in touch with her (among all the other things he did for me, not the least of which was saving my life). I asked him if he'd lend me his phone so I could call Jann myself before blasting off to La-La Land for God-knows how long. It was important that she hear my voice so she'd know I that I wasn't too messed up to speak for myself. Afterwards, Don could fill her in the grisly details. Sure, Sport! he said, handing me his cell phone. Wanna let yknow Im frine, I told Jann, fighting the morphine and the swollen face. Had a rittle pblem smorning wudnt on my agenda...uh, am in Miss General, best people in-a-world, gun take good care-a me... The procedure lasted 4 hours. The first one to see the new me when I came to was Don. He was pleasant, smiled a lot, didnt flinch, at least not on the outside. He told me I looked different without my beard. Well, I guess I must have, seeing how Id had one since 26 B.C. (Before Canine), during which time my true face was concealed from the civilized world. Even I didnt know what I looked like sans whiskers, nor had I seen myself since the attack. The surgeons decided not to bandage my face. Covering the wounds, they said, would invite infection. I asked Don if he thought I was too hideous to be seen at the wedding. The last thing I wanted to do was to gross people out. Don assured me I would not, said people would understand. Wedding??? Do you mean to tell me, Ted, that after all you went through, you still made it to the wedding??? Hell yeah, you bet I did! The doctors and staff at Mass. General didn't want to release me that soon. At this point, I didn't care whether or not they thought I was ready to trip the light fantastic. I made it very clear to them that I had flown all the way from the West Coast to see a very special friend tie the knot In Strurbridge, MA tomorrow evening (Saturday)first time in his 55 yearsand I wasnt about to let some dumb animal sabotage my plans. They kept me overnight following my surgery, as well they should have. But if I hadnt been so adamant about making it to the wedding that evening, they would have kept me longer. I did have one colossal vomiting fit the next morning in my room, just one. Thought I was gonna burst the stitches in my face and hemorrhage all over the bathroom. Thankfully, I did not. Once that episode was over, I seemed to be okay enough to venture out into the world again. "Ready for Prime Time, as it were. If I didnt think I was up to it, Id have said something...maybe. How did you feel the first time you saw yourself in the mirror? Gosh, man, I barely recognized myself! I saw this...stranger looking back at me, face all bloated, bruised and beardless. It looked surrealistic. Like a freaky character from out of a movie, or a play. O, Fairy Godmother, I thought, is it really me? Even at the height of my theater days, I couldn't have made myself to look less like myself if I tried. Seemed almost a shame there wasnt a script to go with the face. I would have liked to have acted the part. Right now, it was a challenge just being myself (whoever that was). Once I received an official A-OK from Mass. General, I called Don to let him know I was bustin out of the joint within the hour. Sure thing, Sport! He gathered up my bags and wedding suit at the house, threw them into the car, and swung by the hospital (with Meg) in time for my release. From there, the four of us headed up to Sturbridge, which was a good 2-2 ½ hour drive from downtown Boston. Believe me, the last thing I felt like doing when we reached Sturbridge was making merry. Part of me wished I could kick back in my hotel room for the rest of the evening and forget about the wedding. I had to keep reminding myself that the marriage of Jim and Erika was a one-time gig, happening LIVE, never to be repeated. Seeing how Id gotten this far in the journey, albeit by the skin of my teeth (make that "my face"), crapping out at the last minute was simply not an option. There would be plenty of time, once I returned home, to lick my wounds and process what had happened. But show time was drawing nigh, and I had less than two hours to put on the dog and make an entrance. So how was the wedding? Did you have a good time? About as good a time as I could have had under the circumstances. I'm told that my friend, Jim, was particularly upset when Don called to tell him what had happened to me. What a guy! Here he was on the happiest, most important day of his life, and he was worried about me! The first thing he said when he saw me before the ceremony was: You told me wild horses wouldnt keep you from attending my wedding. You said nothing about Cujo! How did people react when they saw you? Well, nobody passed out or threw up at the sight of me, if thats what youre wondering. Sure, anyone could see I was banged up. If you didn't know better, you'd have assumed Id been in an accident, or a really bad brawl. I was tempted to tell people, You think I look bad? Youtta see what I did to the other guy! Speaking of which...what finally became of the dog? After I got back home, I kept in contact with the Animal Control officer in Boston who was handling the case. She advised me that the court had ordered the perpetrator removed from the owners' residence and held at Bostons Animal Shelter (Doggie Jail) to await sentencing. I felt better knowing that Don and Meg were out of danger. So did Jann. On December 11th, less than two weeks after the attack, the City of Boston scheduled a hearing to decide the dogs fate. The officer had Don and me submit written statements describing the incident. In addition, I sent the officer extensive photos of my injuries, which she included with the evidence she was compiling for the hearing. Don was called upon to testify in person. Happily, I did not need to fly back out there, as the court had enough information to make a fair determination. (Just as well. With my luck, I'd have probably gotten stabbed outside the courthouse, or contracted crabs in a public crapper.) A few days after the hearing, the court ruled that the dog was indeed dangerous, and ordered him put down. By all rights, the case should have ended there. Unfortunately, it did not. Seems that dog owners in Massachusetts are allowed to appeal the courts decision. Which is precisely what Rorys owners did for the next year and a half. Whatever you may feel about euthanasia, you have to admit that ending the dogs life would have been far less "cruel and unusual" than keeping him incarcerated at the Boston Shelter the whole time his parents fought to save him. The couple went so far as to enlist a pet psychologist and an animal rights activist to help them plead their case. I can only imagine what they shelled out in attorneys fees. Hard believe these people live on the same planet I do. Far I could see, the case was open and shut. I mean, how many legal alternatives to euthanasia were we looking at anyway? Should the court try Rory as an adult? A first class conviction of malicious, cruel and unruly mischief, with the intent to kill, mangle, disfigure, dismember or otherwise humiliate the victim without provocation or just cause might, at best, carry a sentence of 25 dog-years to life at the Canine Detention Center in Quantico, VA. Or should the court could try him as a youthful offender and remand him to a low-security rehabilitative halfway house for wayward dogs? If so, you know as well as I do that the moment young Rory reached maturity, a judge would release a larger, meaner, more vicious predator right back into the streets and ghettos, where he'd once again be free to kill, maim, terrorize and deceive innocent people. Or would it be fairer or more acceptable for the court to simply slap the culprit on the paw and let him off easy with 1000 hours of community service? For what little good it did them, Mr. and Mrs. Rory dragged out their crusade for as long as they could, till they eventually ran out of appeals. In the end, the Court of Last Resort (or whatever it was called) upheld the Citys initial ruling, and the authorities did what they should have done in the first place. All motions for clemency having been denied, and barring any 11th hour intervention from the Governor, the convicted felon was humanely, expeditiously and, "in a manner prescribed by law," dispatched to that great Kennel in the Sky. What happened
when you returned home. Look, its not that I really wanted to go back, mind you. Problem is, Im so used to forcing myself to do things I dont feel like doing, I'm not always sure where to draw the line. Thankfully, Jann had sense enough to draw that line for me. How did she react when she saw you at the Airport? Don had tried to brace her in advance for the shock of seeing me for the first time after the attack. Be prepared, Jann, cause Ted's face looks pretty bad. I mean, really bad! Still, that poor woman, who has known me intimately for 30 years, literally did not recognize me when I approached her. It wasnt simply that I'd gone from Santa Clause to Frankenstein overnight. She'd never seen me without facial hair. I had to practically introduce myself before she realized, from my the sound of my voice, that the man behind the altered facade was, in fact, THE very Ted she knew and loved, in the flesh (or out of the flesh, as the case may be). If an identical, unscarred clone of the former me had switched places and tried to deceive Jann, shed have spotted the imposter in a heartbeat, once he started talking to her. What a gal! How long did it take you to recover? My family doc here in Monterey told us I needed to take a minimum of two weeks off work to allow for healing, and to safeguard against infection and other possible complications. He said that the surgical team at Mass. General had done a superb job of sewing me back together. It was now up to him to remove the sutures in about a week to ten days. And what a task that turned out to be! He told us he lost count after 50and those were just the stitches he pulled from my face. Me, I wasnt counting, just clenching my eyes and waiting for the ordeal to be over. Janns job, meanwhile, was to apply warm soaks and medication to the wounded areas, above and below the Equator, and change the dressings. Shes a mighty brave lady, that Jann of mine. Always has been. The doc wanted to keep an eye on the facial swelling, lest it develop into something more serious. I confess, I was little unnerved by it. It looked like a humongous egg growing inside my face. I kept thinking it was going to hatch one day, and some alien creature, part dog, part Ted, would leap out of my face and start biting people. My doc assured us there was no danger of this happening. Jann told him Id probably been watching too many X-Files episodes. "Maybe so," I warned them. But if you see that lump start to move, youd better stand back! The protrusion was firm to the touch at first. Supposedly, that was normal at this stage of the recovery. I didnt quite understand exactly what the hard matter consisted of, only that it would eventually soften and work its way back in to the rest of my face. In addition to warm soaks, he recommended a regimen of gentle massages to expedite the processyet another job to add to Janns ministry of TLC. What some men wont go through to get attention! The doc had me carefully shave the cheeks just one time so he could check to see if hed gotten all the sutures out. Not surprisingly, he'd left a few in there amid the stubble. After he was done yanking those out, surgeon Jann found a few more at home and pulled them out herself. Ouch! It took a good three months, all told, for that egg to shrink. It was less prominent once the whiskers began filling back in. Felt like a small furry animal when I stroked it. Very comforting. (Shades of Lenny from Mice and Men.) If I didn't already have a beard before I was injured, I would have grown one now to hide the scars. They were not (oddly enough) bothersome to me, but they were to Jann, and she couldn't stand looking at them. Did everybody miss you at work? The P.O. cut me abundant
slack and told me to take all the time I needed to get
better. But yeah, you bet people missed me! What's not to
miss? ...Which is rather
typical, I think, of most atypical phenomena where I
work. Whats new doesnt remain new for long.
Details may change, circumstances may change, but the
picture people see is virtually the same. Return to work
after two weeks, two months, a year...and it's as though
you'd never left. Today, someone youve known and
worked with since forever could retire, or die. By
tomorrow, that person might as well have never worked
there at all. I liken the workaday cosmos to a word
processing application. Delete a word or a block of words
from a page, and the document closes up around it. Delete
a person from the workplace, and the world closes up to
fill the void. Reality on the job is such that even
nonsense makes sense to those who have steeped themselves
in it long enough. Has your Close Encounter of the Turd Kind made you bitter? Not in the least. I love dogs, always have, and Im not going to stop loving them simply because one unmannered malcontent mistook my face for a porkchop. I admit, I'm a trifle skittish nowadays around unfamiliar dogs, especially if theyre running about free. Its hard not to be. I dont know that I can look at a dog as innocently as I used to, even friendly ones. I can't be 100% sure about them anymore, you know? I find myself backing away from them, covering my privates. I wasn't afraid before, and hate being afraid now. Any parting remarks youd like to leave our readers? Sometimes it takes something as stupid as a dog to make a smart person like me (?) realize how precarious and unpredictable his life is. And how powerless he is, even in the smallest things, to control his destiny. Wow, thats deep! Shut up and let me finish. Human pride and ingenuity notwithstanding, there's no way I could possibly have envisioned this bizarre, convoluted scenario when I boarded the plane to Boston, much less engineered the events and plot twists to my advantage, even if I wanted to. Nor can I, in good conscious, take credit for saving my own hide, or for rebounding so quickly, however much I'd like to fancy myself a super-tough dude. If I did, Id be no more enlightened than the beast that attacked me. This much I will tell you: No one but the Heavenly Strategist Himself could have led me to that precise place 3000 miles from home, at that precise time in history, woven that many diverse elements into a single composition, and worked them into my life so brilliantly. Would I want to relive it? Certainly not. But hey, the ordeal is behind me now, and Im a stronger, wiser, more grateful mensch because of it. Whats more, the financial settlement I received for my pain and suffering has made it possible for me and Jann to finally own our own homefirst time everand plan for my eventual retirement. I cant begin to tell you what that has meant to us. I may be bitten, but Im not licked! Amen to that! |
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