For
a limited time, you can purchase a copy of He
In Me directly
from me for significantly less than what you
would pay anywhere else. I'm not talking
about some shredded, peed-on pile of pulp
that the cat's been playing with. Nor a
faded, dog-eared edition with bugs splattered
all over the back cover and food stuck
between the pages, that several dozen people
have read while in bed or on the potty. Why
take a chance some cheap, stinky, bootleg rag
that's been passed around and fought over
long before you even get your trembling
little paws on it. Like your mama always
said, you don't know where something like
that has been...YECH!
No sir! What I
have on hand are brand
new, mint conditon, fresh out-of-the-box
copies, which I will
autograph and sell to you for only $10.00.
That's about half what you would likely pay
for a plain, unautographed copy elsewhere.
| BUT WAIT,
THERE'S MORE... |
Order
right now, and I will waive the taxes,
shipping costs, import fees, and those pricey
extras retailers normally tack on. (Actually,
I was going to do that anyway. So the sooner
you place an order, the sooner you'll get the
discount.)
| THAT'S $10.00,
FREE AND CLEAR! |
*
You email me your name and snail mail
address.
* I email you
mine.
* You send me
a check.
* I send you a
book.
* It's that
simple!
| But supplies
won't last forever, so act now! |
Friends,
there's nothing quite like the pleasure of
opening the pages of a crisp, virgin book for
the very first time, sniffing the pages, and
knowing that that no one has done this before
you. Oh, and don't forget to check out the
contents. He
In Me is
a pretty neat story...so I'm told. Hopefully,
one of these days, I'll be able to afford a
copy for myself someday! I can't wait find
out how it ends!
| Listen to your
mama: Buy a new copy of my book
today! |
|
Ted
Gargiulo's stories and essays have appeared
inThe San Jose Mercury News,
The Monterey County Herald, Wilde
Times, The Gamut, Foolish
Times and The
Fringe. Born in New York City, the
former stage now lives actor and prize-winning author with
his wife working on a in Seaside, California. Ted is
currently collection of short stories.
